The Impostors



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    You've heard of them, and no matter what, you just have that instinct that really makes you loathe them.  Posers, impostors, discriminations to music, or a just plain disgrace, call them whatever you want, but in the end they come down to the people that make you question on who let them even be on the radio in the first place.
They are an embarrassment to music, and fashion and yet at one point you actually liked them.  Well even now they're history to you and most of the American population, they are still out there, and it is my duty to review who they are.
 

N*SYNC: The toxic stage of the boy band craze.  Everyone went through it and now we defiantly don't need any more of it.  As we grew older we realized that they're songs were exactly the same and  repeated though out the album.  They are our embarrassment of the past, even though Justin TimberLake is staying in view for a little while .

Brittany Spears:  The so called Pop Princess we used to worship and love, that has now turned into the trashy disgrace that we try to pretend never existed and we never like.  But she stays in the lime light with her cries for attention like her kiss with Madonna and her first marriage and shortly after devours, and has caught an eye or two.  My advice to you all is ignore her sorry attempt to become the goody two shoes she once was.  She will remain the tramp that she is to me and hopefully, the public eye.

Avril Looser:  We used to like her but lets just say she is so not worth it any more. Her punk image defiantly wore off and well she wasn't really in that category in the first place. Her sorry attempts to regain her image has left the public feeling self pity for her. She now is a complete ditz, and becoming even more preppy. All I have to say is that she is following trends rather than starting them,

Hilary Duff:  Don't even get me started with her! It's one of those things where a stupid kids actress from a little kids channel, tries to get bigger by trying to sing. And them she starts acting as if she's the best thing that's happened to America. Well than again I could say she's the best thing since Nixson! HA! She is a number one poser and wanna be. And now she's coming out in movies almost as stupid as herself. Oh yea and now she's the spokeswoman for "Barbie" the fashion! So basically she is supporting little kids to dress trashy and as tacky as her! What kind of romodel is she anyway, for the only kids and people that might actually like her. I can't wait until something blows up in her face and makes her career go down the drain.

Paris Hilton:  Ok, i don't mean to be too harsh but when are her parents going to cut her off and say, "hey, get a job and start a life of your own," instead of letting her become even more of a spoiled brat than she already is. I mean come on, she goes on shopping sprees where she spends about over $200,000, and she complains about how her life is so complicated and so unfair compared to the way it really looks. Oh yea and when she accidentally drops $10,000 at a store once in a while she acts like it didn't even matter. Ugh, and the way she dressed, way to go barbie, you've just won the look alike contest. I don't even care if she doesn't relate to music she is once heck of a poser. I can't wait until the public through her aside into the yesterdays news.

Ashley Simpson:  Ok so maybe she isn't a complete poser but she only got a lot of her jobs because of her sister.  And now she goes Carry on Jessica and says that she basically hates her and think she is way higher than everyone.  Let's just be glad that her music and fashion doesn't suck so much, but come on Ash, lighten up a bit, huh?  I guess if didn't go haywire as often she might actually pass as one of the good stars in Hollywood.

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                    The Song / Artist                                           The Best Band
  • Barbie Girl - Aqua
  • Air force Ones - you know who
  • D.C. Sleeping - Postal Service
  • Seven Nation Army - White Stripes
  • Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
  • Float On - Modest Mouse
  • God Damn it - Hot Hot Heat
  • Get Over It - The OK Goes
  • Buddy Holly - Weezer
  • Roses - Outcast
  • Teenage Dirt bag - Wheatus
And then the not as great, more "popularity" ones:
  • Pieces of Me - Jessica Simpson
  • Any related songs to brittany spears
  • Retarded - Black Eyed Peas
  • Other...
  1. 1.  Weezer
  2. 2.  Postal Service
  3. 3.  Hot Hot Heat
  4. 4.  The Misters
  5. 5.  Dashboard Confessional
  6. 6.  Wheatus
  7. 7.  Real Big Fish
  8. 8.  Franz Ferdinand
  9. 9.  White Stripes
  10. 10. OK Goes
  11. 11. Modest Mouse
  12. 12. Outcast
  13. 13. Damian Rice
  14. 14. CAKE!
  15. 15. Usher!!!!! (so hottt)
If I forgot anything, you know where to find me!!!